Big Baby Unicorn

RECIPE FOR BABY UNICORN

– 2 ¼ cups of rainbow
– 1 cup of good-hair-day
– 1 photograph of corgi puppies during bathtime
– Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
– ⅓ tablespoon of derp
– All the chocolate
– A horn, I guess

Combine all ingredients into an adorable round plush. For best results, hug vigorously and often.